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[shiminon]

So, April 1st. Funny. Got a kick outta that one. Yeah. Real fucking cute.

Also, my room. TD-19. It needs a lot of repairs for the damage that has been piling up since, oh, January? Well damn, I wonder what that's linked to? Prick.

Comments

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

What the hell happened to you?

[shiminon]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Humor me.

[shiminon]

Something happened to you too.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Someone tried to put me in a beautiful pink dress and failed miserably.

And I have green hair.

Your turn.

someone is a liar and leaves out important girly details

[shiminon]

Sounds a bit li Ha. Wouldn't that be a sight to see.

Someone just tried to undress me and restyle my hair. That's all.

That's okay she's leaving out important girly details too

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Oh is that all? Any idea who?

[shiminon]

Yeah.

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

They got you too, Shinon?

[shiminon]

So it's more than one person?

[rulebywisdom.livejournal.com]

Yes. It seems there were pranksters that targeted much of the school.

I hope you're not hurt?

[shiminon]

Right. Who was it?

Nah, I'm all good. It wasn't that bad, really.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Whatever happened it can't be worse than what happened to me oh hell what I hear some people went through. Which is still pretty damn bad...

Since January?? There's so much damage around here you got to make a mention when it happens. I'll come take a look at it so I know what to bring over for repairs.

[shiminon]

Like what? It's not like I want to know because I'm insecure or anything

Yeah, I was gonna say something but I enjoy suffering I was planning to fix it myself. Or something. You might wanna know that there's a thing living in my room, and that's the cause of the damage. It eats through floorboards. It eats through them.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Like getting their hair painted another colour or being dressed up in a crazy horse outfit. So I've heard.

Hey, until you get a job being a repairman you just leave that stuff to me and Flint and go on with your teaching business.

...Wait, what? A thing that... eats the floors.

[shiminon]

And being put in dresses and other embarrassing things. So I've heard.

Yeah. And it won't leave my room, no matter what I do. Believe me, I've tried everything.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Whoever's behind all this is going to have a lot of enemies once they're outed. So I've heard.

Not even luring it out with tastier wood? There's got to be someone here who knows how to handle a... whatever it is.

[shiminon]

No, it doesn't give a damn about wood. It's almost like it likes me or something.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

...I guess in a place like this putting an arrow through it and eating it wouldn't be quite right. If it's even something edible.

I got nothing. But I might as well start on the repairs and... bring some spare wood for it to eat so it doesn't make things worse, or something.

[shiminon]

Hah. Tried the arrow part. Didn't work.

You do that. I don't know what it likes to eat but it's eaten wood, porcelain, rocks... Maybe it'll stop eating my important stuff sometime.

[dragons-lance.livejournal.com]

I've always thought practical jokes were far from practical.

[shiminon]

Yeah, 'cause the people behind them are downright idiots.

[dragons-lance.livejournal.com]

So what did they end up doing to you?

[shiminon]

Undressed me and redid my hair. Nothing special, but annoying nonetheless.

[dragons-lance.livejournal.com]

That's... strange.

[shiminon]

You don't need to tell me that.

[dragons-lance.livejournal.com]

Do you typically keep your door unlocked?

[shiminon]

You say that as if I didn't lock it that night.

[dragons-lance.livejournal.com]

Well I wasn't sure if it was locked that night or not. That's why I asked if you usually do.

[shiminon]

I always do. You know, to keep crap like this from happening.

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear about what happened to you. That wasn't very nice. Hey, look on the bright side! It could have been worse?

Anyway, I have to agree with you on the, um, repairs... That dodongo is really rowdy. A thought just passed by me recently, and I wondered if it were possible to train them? I heard you can train dogs to listen to your commands, so...

[shiminon]

Yeah, Rhys. You go for that. If you want to train it like a dog, fine by me, but I'm not involved. I hate that thing.

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

You know I would, Shinon, but... he seems to have an unwavering attachment to you and only you. I can tell you're his favorite by far.

[shiminon]

How about you make it stop, then? Get the message through it's thick skull that I hate it's guts or something.

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

I could never do that. Even if I tried, I fear it would never work.

[shiminon]

Che. I'll do it, then.