{twenty-one}

[shiminon]

This city is loaded with bullshit. Just full of it. I can't even go home anymore! Pah. It doesn't make any sense; you'd think this blasted city would want me back home where what I do doesn't raise two stinks.

I'm back. Don't wanna be, but here I am, and archery will resume whenever I say so.

[[In case your character heard... uh. Shinon was arrested on 3/11 for officer assault because he was drunkenly harassing a group of young ladies who did not appreciate this and so they waved over some very special officers who Shinon did not particularly like at the moment. He was kept in for a month and I don't care if this doesn't make sense but he had it coming.]]

Comments

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

Where the heck have you been?

[shiminon]

Jail. I've been in jail.

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

What did you go to jail for? Did you kill someone?

[shiminon]

No, I went to jail for saying that I didn't need to go to jail.

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

Well that's stupid. Is that illegal now?

[shiminon]

Guess talking back to prove a point is.

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

That's dumb. What was jail like?

[shiminon]

Not too shabby, but I got sick of the other inmates fast. Pissing slobs have no sense at all.

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

Did you meet any burglars or murderers? I don't know what a pissing slob is.

[shiminon]

Probably did, but that doesn't matter.

Pissing slobs are the jerks you meet in prison. They've got no sense of self, period.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... The hell?

[shiminon]

What? If you've got something to say, say it.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

So how come you couldn't go home, huh? What's that all about?

[shiminon]

I can't go home because the city won't let me. I was gonna leave, but that plan's out the door.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

M'kay.

Now WHY won't they let you?

[AHAHAHA OKAY THIS IS. INTERESTING??]

[shiminon]

Hell if I know. It just won't let me, and now I've got to deal with magical transformations, crazy space cities, and people like you.

1/2

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

People like me? So you think I'm a nuisance like those kinda things?

Well... damn. You know, that's just kinda...

2/2

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Hilarious.

Heheheh. I bet the city just wants you to stick around and deal with the craziness, y'know?

[shiminon]

Yeah. You're right. I guess it's gotta balance out the loons with some sane people. Just wish I wasn't one of them.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Good point. I don't think it's doing a great job, though.

[shiminon]

The least they could do is not force me to stay. That isn't even right, and I don't care what I did to deserve it.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

Well, looks like you've gotta deal with it like the rest of us. dealwithit.jpg Shame, ain't it?

[shiminon]

Yeah. A crying shame.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Served you right.

[shiminon]

It wasn't any of your business to begin with.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

That's no excuse to act like a pig.

[shiminon]

I didn't even touch them. Not once.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

So you thought to try and assault those officers? What's wrong with you? You don't have a brain in that selfish head of yours, do you?

Don't do it again.

[shiminon]

Pah. I don't need to hear it from you. I've had enough of this place.

[sonic2point0.livejournal.com]

So, I heard you got thrown in the can.

[shiminon]

Yeah. What's it to you?

[sonic2point0.livejournal.com]

Oh nothing. Just greatly amused.

Why'd you get caught?

[shiminon]

Why don't you check your databases? I'm sure you could figure it out on your own.

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

They're... keeping you from leaving? But how? Shinon, what happened?

[shiminon]

They're...

Okay, look. I got arrested last month and it's your fault for having your head in the clouds if you don't know already. Now the city isn't letting me leave for some damned reason or another, and I can't get back to Tellius.

Get it?

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

I get it... but at the same time, I don't understand. Why would they prevent you from leaving the city? Was what you've done so reprehensible that they would barricade your exit?

...Oh! You didn't escape, did you? Are they looking for you as we speak?

[shiminon]

If I knew why, I would've told you. I don't know why, probably because there is no reason. All I did was punch someone.

No, Rhys. They let me out. I could've escaped if I really wanted to, but I didn't really care.

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

Okay, so you punched someone. That in itself is bad, but I'm going to tire you with questions at this point: why did you punch them?

[shiminon]

Because they were being nosy. Getting in my business.

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

You mean it was all in self-defense? Then why... Why would they lock you up? Didn't you try explaining yourself to them?

[shiminon]

Here's a tipper: I was drunk. That sound like it could be the problem? Grow a brain.