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office phone

Looks like you missed me. Tell you what, leave a message and I might get back to you if I've got the time for it. If it's that important, come find me instead.

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BEEP.

[Shinon accepts VOICE MESSAGES and CALLS on his office phone. Please specify what medium of communication is being used and what time it was sent!]

This city is loaded with bullshit. Just full of it. I can't even go home anymore! Pah. It doesn't make any sense; you'd think this blasted city would want me back home where what I do doesn't raise two stinks.

I'm back. Don't wanna be, but here I am, and archery will resume whenever I say so.

[[In case your character heard... uh. Shinon was arrested on 3/11 for officer assault because he was drunkenly harassing a group of young ladies who did not appreciate this and so they waved over some very special officers who Shinon did not particularly like at the moment. He was kept in for a month and I don't care if this doesn't make sense but he had it coming.]]

{twenty}

Why the hell is everyone reintroducing themselves? You know, the lot of you have been here for a year, average. Maybe more. Suddenly all of you are new here? Tsk. Stop pretending. It's not cute.

holiday gifts

[Shinon is the Grinch and we should all be surprised he got four whole gifts for four different people. Wow.]

( Gifts for: Rhys, Lucas, Melissa, and Kirby. )

{nineteen}

Nice pictures.

Just kidding. Sick, if you ask me. I don't want to have to see anyone's ass on the wall ~~except Samus'~~.

{eighteen}

I can't believe you pathetic people. Most of you didn't even try because you have no sense, and the rest of you that tried didn't prove anything of yourself. Well, at least some of your classmates made up for all your failures. Good job to those of you who were the more capable bunch.

Guess I've got to step up and do something about this, huh? Alright. Here's what we'll do. To raise your grades, each of you can come by and I'll give you some private tutoring. One at a time, got it? You're lucky I'm even doing this, you know: I'm the best archer out there. Just say the word. That goes for any other students who are behind for any other reason, too.

[[That meannnns OFFICE LOG! Specify if it's an action post, and send your characters at different times/dates. This can go on from 4:00PM on the 14th until 7:00PM on the 28th. He'll be at the archery range. ♥

Also, feel free to just stop by for the fun of it. He just loves visitors.]]

{seventeen}

Listen up, kids. I am not going to be aover at the archery range tomorow, so go find me near that tree. I'm gonna make you do something else tomorrow you get me?

don't be late either. I hate late people.

Got to go to beds I got the worst headache

{sixteen}

Things didn't work out the way I wanted them to. So guess what? I'm back. Don't get too excited.

I'm still in the same room as always. Archery will resume this Friday. If something like that animal thing happens again, though, I'll be gone for sure.

{fifteen}

Echoing a couple people, I don't know why I haven't left sooner. This place is a madhouse.

On that note, I'm gonna go. That about did it for me. I don't have the patience for this place anyways. Seeya.

{fourteen}

Hey, I'm back. Hope you didn't miss me too much.

Just kidding. Well, whatever. Not much else to say.

narration

( lala shinon went home and did stuff )

{thirteen}

Looks like it's time to hit the road for a bit. I'm getting a little restless over here. Be back Tuesday or something.

{twelve}

So, April 1st. Funny. Got a kick outta that one. Yeah. Real fucking cute.

Also, my room. TD-19. It needs a lot of repairs for the damage that has been piling up since, oh, January? Well damn, I wonder what that's linked to? Prick.

{eleven}

Things are real dull around here. I think it's high time I get back to Tellius to check up on the mercenaries. You know, to make sure it hasn't collapsed yet or anything.

Be back in a week or something.

valentine's day

Ha. That was strange. People really were desperate to hook up with someone for this stupid holiday. Shinon sneered at nothing in particular as he began to exit the student dormitory, throwing open the heavy doors that exposed him to the chill of the outside world. Damn, did he need that.

A prick. Did he just feel the smallest impact as though an unknown archer shot him with an arrow the size of a toothpick? He rubbed his shoulder. "Tch. Okay."

{ten}

Somebody come by and pick up your fish-lizard mutant you left in my room. I don't want it.

I'm being abnormally patient today. It'll have an arrow stuck in it quick if nobody claims this disgusting thing.

{nine}

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{eight}

I was up on my feet all last week and suddenly I'm down with some cold. Perfect. I ain't feeling up to teaching for the rest of the week, so that's that. Gotta wait until this thing blows over.

In the meantime, Lash, I got a question for you.

{seven}

Got back this morning. Going back to Crimea was kind of refreshing, since I'm still not used to any of this stuff. I just hung around, did some good old mercenary work. I'd rather be doing that instead of teaching, but hey, I managed to talk myself into coming back. You kids are pretty lucky, you know?

Oh yeah, Rhys. Titania wanted me to give you some books she thought you might want. Come by and pick 'em up sometime; I'm too busy to make deliveries.

{six}

Lots of stuff has been going on, and I can't really say it's been for the best. Whatever, though.

I'm gonna head home for a couple days or something. I left unannounced in the first place, so I'll bet the company's running around with their heads cut off wondering where I went off to this time. Bah... maybe it's best I tell them where I'm at, but I'm sure I'll just skip that detail anyways. So... seeya.